The Reason Why Many More Guys Should Have A Document Shredder
While I don’t think men should be cheating on their spouse, I do think the ones that do should get better at getting rid of the evidence. For this reason, I recommend the cheaters get a high quality fellowes paper shredder. I can’t emphasize this enough, shred and shred, until you can’t shred any more. When you are not sure of the item you are holding, shred, shred, shred; because women are unreasonable and they see infidelity screaming in even the minutest detail.
My freind Pete ended up getting caught cheating because he kept a hotel receipt in his jeans. Even worse for my friend, he had his wife wash his pants and she found the receipt. Can you imagine doing your spouses laundry, only to find that they are messing around on you? A quick trip to the paper shredder would have easily taken care of this problem.
Men, make the Fellowes file shredder your best friend.
Then there was Malone (again, real name withheld), he was out with his single buddies and met a group of girls in the bar. He ended up getting with a girl and pictures were taken. When my work buddy and his wife were invited to a party at one of the buddies house, the wife saw a picture of Malone with his arm on a hot blond, with his wedding ring glistening. Come on, man, where was your Fellowes Paper Shredder when you had to use it?
I read about another guy named Oscar. Oscar got a message from his mistress and jotted it down on a piece of notepad paper. The next thing you know, Oscar’s wife sees this note. I know for a fact that Oscar has a document shredder, but why didn’t he use it? Oscar should have shredded the note up and he wouldn’t be having the problems he is having now.
Of course, while Kevin wanted to use the Fellowes Paper Shredder, he couldn’t. Kevin was cleaning up his house when his mistress texted him. She said that she was waiting for him to come over. You promised to come. I really want to see you. Please tell me you aren’t with your wife or I’ll be very disappointed. She demanded that he see her now. Unfortunately, Kevin can’t shred up his cellphone.
